Make Your Own Story!!! EXCELENT!
In the year 3041A.D. Spaceman Chip from planet Berlin was exploring the galaxy on his undefined spaceship. On one of his travels, he was attacked by an alien fleet. He had to escape the large fleet, so he sped up to 8! He was going so fast that he didn't see the hot pink planet east from him. All of the sudden, the gravitational pull of the hot pink planet dragged his Hairy ship and crashed it. Spaceman Chip knew that the fleet would come destroy him so he searched the remains of his ship for his lazer bat. Luckily, there was a/an wrinkled military base nearby. Chip sneaked by a few guards and reached the vehicle storage area and found a couple of alien flying cadillac behind some crates of lamps. Before he could ride cadillac back home, the guards spotted him and attacked him like a pack of sloths attack a baby walrus. Chip pulled out his lazer bat an beat the bloody out of them. One alien soldier managed to activate the self destruct sequence. Chip got on the vehicle and flew away. BANG!!! All that was left from the plant was hot pink dust. Luckily, the fleet had just arrived and died a/an frothy death from the explosion. Spaceman Chip became a hero in Berlin and was worshipped for many years.
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